"Most girls that like snakes and weird animals are ugly" pardon me while I put my snake on my face to demonstrate the several fucks that none of us give
Allow me to join you with my snake scarf and lack of fucks
I don’t think I’d have a face left if I did what you guys were doing, but I want to play anyway.
don’t give even one tiny little fuck
NEIGH HOY MENOY
Send me a Pokemon!
- Bulbasaur: What is the first Pokemon game you ever owned?
- Charmander: Who was your first Pokemon?
- Squirtle: Which Pokemon do you think is the coolest?
- Caterpie: What is the first Pokemon you ever caught?
- Butterfree: What moment in the anime do you consider the saddest?
- Pikachu: Who is your favourite Pokemon?
- Raichu: Who is better, Pikachu, Pichu, or Raichu?
- Ninetales: Which Pokemon do you think is the most beautiful?
- Zubat: Which Pokemon do you find the most annoying?
- Meowth: Which evil organization is your favourite?
- Slowpoke: Which Pokemon do you think is the dumbest?
- Eevee: What Eeveelution is your favourite?
- Vaporeon: Who is your favourite first generation Pokemon?
- Jolteon: Who is your favourite second generation Pokemon?
- Flareon: Who is your favourite third generation Pokemon?
- Espeon: Who is your favourite fourth generation Pokemon?
- Umbreon: Who is your favourite fifth generation Pokemon?
- Leafeon: What Eeveelution is your least favourite?
- Glaceon: What Eeveelution type would you like to see in the future?
- Mewtwo: Who is your most powerful Pokemon?
- Mew: Who is your favourite legendary Pokemon?
- Chikorita: Which is your favourite region?
- Cyndaquil: Which is your least favourite region?
- Totodile: Who is your favourite starter Pokemon?
- Noctowl: What was your first shiny Pokemon?
- Togetic: What Pokemon makes you the most happy?
- Mareep: What is your favourite base form Pokemon?
- Flaaffy: What is your favourite first evolution?
- Ampharos: What is your favourite second evolution?
- Wooper: What do you like more, battles or contests?
- Smeargle: Have you ever drawn any Pokemon fanart?
- Raikou: Who is your favourite character in the anime?
- Entei: What is your dream team?
- Suicune: Who is your least favourite character in the anime?
- Celebi: If you could change anything in the anime, what would it be?
- Treecko: Which female accomplice of Ash's do you like the least?
- Torchic: Which female accomplice of Ash's do you like the most?
- Mudkip: Which male accomplice of Ash's do you like the most?
- Gardevoir: What Pokemon gives you the most feelings?
- Azurill: What is your favourite baby Pokemon?
- Delcatty: Do you prefer contests or musicals?
- Plusle: What Pokemon do you find cutest?
- Minun: Which electric rodent is your favourite?
- Kecleon: Which shiny Pokemon is your favourite?
- Luvdisc: Do you ship anything?
- Latias: What Pokemon do you wish you could have in real life?
- Latios: What Pokemon do you use in any of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon games?
- Kyogre: Who is your favourite Pokemon of each type?
- Groudon: Who is your least favourite Pokemon of each type?
- Rayquaza: What is your favourite weather condition?
- Turtwig: Which Pokemon game is your favourite?
- Chimchar: Which Pokemon game is your least favourite?
- Piplup: Is there any games that you hope they will create a sequel to, or remake?
- Pachirisu: What is your favourite thing about Pokemon?
- Honchkrow: Is there any extra evolutions or baby Pokemon that have been added that you have found unnecessary?
- Lucario: What Pokemon movie is your favourite?
- Uxie: What is something you wish would be added to the games?
- Mesprit: What is something you miss that used to be in the games?
- Azelf: What side-game is your favourite?
- Giratina: What makes you the most angry in Pokemon?
- Darkrai: Have you ever dreamed of Pokemon? What was it about?
- Shaymin: What is your happiest Pokemon memory?
- Arceus: What Poke-religion do you consider yourself part of (eg. Mewist, Arceusian, Bellsprout monk, etc)?
- Victini: What battle will you never forget, either in game or in the anime (or both)?
- Snivy: Which are your top ten Pokemon?
- Tepig: Which are your bottom ten Pokemon?
- Oshawott: What Pokemon do you consider to be the least attractive?
- Whimsicott: Do you own any Pokemon plushies? If so, which ones?
- Zoroark: Would you be a Pokemon trainer, breeder, coordinator, etc? What would you look like?
- Chandelure: What Pokemon do you find the creepiest?
- Stunfisk: What Pokemon is your least favourite?
- Mienshao: How do you approach Pokemon battles? Offensive? Defensive? Status conditions?
- Volcarona: Which champion is your favourite?
- Meloetta: What is your favourite Pokemon song from the anime/movies?
- Genesect: Is there any Pokemon you would want to eliminate from the Pokedex, or anything you would want to change in the Pokedex?
unsatisfied-gluttony said: Hello my love <3 once you get this you have to say 5 things you love about yourself and then send this to 10 of your favorite followers! You have to post the publicly!!
Five things I love about myself:
1. I am a nerd! So proud of it
2. I am a cosplayer
3. I am an animal person
4. I have the most wonderful gf ever
In honor of hitting 69 followers I will be giving away this small shopping cart I found in the trash at work (I’m a janitor so this isn’t as strange as it sounds, I find all sorts of crap). You do not have to be following me, and I will ship anywhere in the world on my own money. If you would like to win said small shopping cart reblog this post by June 30th! Winner will be chosen at random.
This has eleven thousand notes in under twelve hours. My followers have multiplied twentyfold. A fic has been written about me and my goddamn shopping cart. Why. Why does a tiny shopping cart instill such passion in the hearts of bloggers
fifteen days left! Reblog to improve your chances of winning this eight dollar hunk of metal by one hundredth of a percent! You know you want it.
Day 19: Character you’d like to go karaoke with
How about the Bad Touch Trio in general? I mean, they’re like a package deal, right?
Anyone who says they don’t want to party with these guys are dirty liars.
Because these guys…
These guys can party hard.